1 TRADERS
just SESSY!

2 MUFFS
If not Traders, than who? This year Muffs have more speed,
but will it be enough to avoid a speedy post-season exit?

3. THISTLES
They look like Avs, they play like Avs... They must be...
Well, you know how it goes. One serious contemder.

4. SPIRIT
Another season, another search of the holly grail.

5. INFANTRY
A strong finish, but not enough to take the second
in the division. Well, they get another chance in playoffs.

6. LOUDMOUTH
Oh boy! A team is here to make us BeLeaf!, to make a statement,
to divide and conquer.

7. FOOMANCHU
As long as Bure and Holmstrom don't "foo" it up, this team can
turn around faster than VanDam.

8. EAGLES
The best team ever! ... just kidding. The 8th best team ever...
Wait a sec... Eagles scored more goals than the rest of Semenko
division! Ok, that's better. Goodbye Bradley, you will be missed.

9. THIEVES
A good team. A good season. Will have its hands full with Spirit.
May steal the way into the finals though.

10. STOMPERS
The glory days are gone, but some powder is still left in those sticks.
Missing the white streaks on Saskachevan highways!

11. BLADES
They got there last year, they should have been there this year.
Unfortunate luck of the draw.

12. PSYCHOSIS
If Langenbruner could play at every position on every line... maybe
then! A definite contestant for the worst trade of the season award.

13. BOOZERS 80 26 43 11 260 314 63 .394 2-5-3 1G winning
Don't take Boozers lightly. When there is more alchohol
in a blood sample than blood, everything is possible.

14. SCORPIONS
They move like a fly, they sting likea bee,
but when they hit ice, they just scream with glee.

15. LIZARDS
If Lizards would be 24th with 80 losses and 500G against, there still
would
be something positive to write a few boring books about. Hey, they are
better
than Dogs, who were better than Traders last season at one point, who won
the cup
a few seasons back.... Give Lizards the cup now???

16. CRUNCH
Finishing a season on a 2 game winning note... may not be enough
this time.

17. STRANGLER
It is still too early for a repeat, but Roenick may do just that in a few
seasons.

18. TERRORS
Even 10 game loosing skid at the end couldn't break these guys!
Thanks god they play in Shults.

19. TWITS
Baby Lindros should become a real leader at some point, don't you think?

20. BLAZERS
They should perform better based on the salary and on thier divisional
rivals. May be it is still the wrong time to blossom? 8:30, "Blossom" is
on CFMT. Let's go watch!"

21. FATGUYS
It's definitely a good time to start dieting?
Also, 1 trade per season - you must be kidding!

22. HIGLANDERS
Now that they have mastered communication, it's time to play the game.

23. BUZZARDS
Even Shindler couldn't save them this season.

24. SUNDOGS
3-7-0 - finally an improvement! Whatch out for the one major turn around
next season