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March 13, 2000The eighth season of the Net Surfer's Hockey League is finally upon us. We turn over this edition of the Power Rankings to Stompin' Tom for his look at the good old hockey game. Take it away Tom, and...Hey! get off my foot! | ||||
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TEAM |
PVS |
RECORD |
[NSHL.com] SAYS |
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1. Crunch | 8. | 30-42-8 | The league will be crunched this year! | |
2. Loudmouths | 9. | 52-22-6 | Not many will shut these guys up this year. | |
3. Traders | 1. | 59-16-5 | Last season's champs are falling off. | |
4. Infantry | 7. | 50-23-7 | Military implementing marshal law this season. | |
5. Thieves | 2. | 45-27-8 | Looking to steal a top 5 spot this year. | |
6. Spirit | 11. | 49-23-8 | Only a ghost of their former selves. | |
7. Thistles | 3. | 49-25-6 | Could be a thorn in the side of every team this year. | |
8. Foomanchu | 6. | 47-23-10 | Who says the Chinese cannot play hockey? | |
9. Eagles | 10. | 44-25-11 | Could render a lot of flesh from the bones of opponents. | |
10. Lizards | 5. | 29-42-9 | Maybe they are not cold-blooded after all. | |
11. Muffs | 4. | 56-18-6 | Too busy burying their faces in the muffs to stay on top. | |
12. Scorpions | 16. | 32-38-10 | Unfair that they get to use poison. | |
13. Useless Twits | 19. | 27-45-8 | Not as useless as they used to be. | |
14. Psychosis | 13. | 33-36-11 | Genius is just this side of crazy...or is it? | |
15. Stompers | 12. | 37-37-6 | Not gonna be stomping on much this season. | |
16. Blazers | 20. | 26-47-7 | Only trail they will be blazing is to the golf course. | |
17. Stranglers | 14. | 28-44-8 | What Ryan will be doing to his players and coaches by year's end. | |
18. Clash | 18. | 26-43-11 | Not gonna be clashing with success. | |
19. Blades | 17. | 34-35-11 | They should sharpen theirs... | |
20. Icerays | 22. | 21-45-14 | Rays should stay in the ocean and off the ice. | |
21. Beagles | 21. | 26-50-4 | Slow dogs make for a poor performance. | |
22. SunDogs | 24. | 18-58-4 | More like poodles than legendary sundogs. | |
23. Buzzards | 23. | 17-50-13 | Vultures do not play hockey very well. | |
24. Ice Terrors | 15. | 27-48-5 | Only thing they terrorize is their own fans. | |
