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April 18, 2000
WITH THESE words of wisdom which ring no less true now than they did just minutes ago when we made them up we bring you this issue of the Power Rankings. This is straight from the Berra's mouth. Yogi that is.
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TEAM |
PVS |
RECORD |
[NSHL.com] SAYS |
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1. Traders | 2. | .786 | Top of the league, déjà vu all over again. | |
2. Thistles | 10. | .750 | Nobody goes to their games anymore because they are too crowded | |
3. Infantry | 8. | .739 | You can observe a lot just by watchin and these guys are good. | |
4. Stompers | 9. | .705 | You can always tell a well coached team and you hope they listen. | |
5. Eagles | 10. | .659 | Artur has turned his team around 360 degrees | |
6. Muffs | 6. | .652 | Ace, if you can't imitate him, don't copy him. | |
7. Foomanchu | 17. | .563 | They really miss Shannahan, he was a big clog in their machine | |
8. Ice Terrors | 3. | .542 | I can smell a good team a mile away, and these guys stink. | |
9. Useless Twits | 16. | .521 | The other teams can make trouble for the Twits if they win. | |
10. Lizards | 12. | .521 | The future isn't what it used to be. | |
11. Crunch | 6. | .500 | Have the Crunch not met expectations? They have done more than that! | |
12. Thieves | 13. | .500 |
Mike the Thief, "Yogi if you found a million dollars would you give it back?"
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13. Scorpions | 15. | .500 | They are overwhelming underdogs. | |
14. Stranglers | 7. | .479 | I like their colours, Navy blue and Navy black | |
15. Loudmouths | 14. | .477 | This teams knows how to win ugly, and they are lookin' pretty. | |
16. Beagles | 22. | .435 | I tried to teach an old dog new tricks and he bit me. | |
17. Spirit | 20. | .417 | This isn't the next year they looked forward to last year. | |
18. Clash | 5. | .391 | If it wasn't for the losses they would have one of the best records in the league. | |
19. Blazers | 19. | .391 | It is getting late pretty early for the Blazers | |
20. SunDogs | 4. | .333 | They are going nowhere, but they are making good time | |
21. Psychosis | 21. | .326 | Left handers over there, right handers over there and the rest of you guys come with me. (That wasn't Yogi it was Darryl at training camp.) | |
22. Blades | 18. | .318 | They make all the wrong mistakes | |
23. Buzzards | 23. | .273 | It ain't over til it's over | |
24. Icerays | 24. | .271 | They aren't on a slump they just aren't winning | |
AS SOMEONE once said when he misquoted someone else paraphrasing something that he thought he once heard another person think he had heard Yogi Berra say, "The Power Rankings aren't late until they're no longer on time."