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Hallowe'en, 2000 

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AS WE'VE said before here, better late than never. Here's Stompin' Tom with his regular feature of NSHL predictions. Take it away Stompin' Tom!

WARNING! These comments are intended to infuriate you! You may get pissed off at me but I could care less!!!!

TEAM

PVS

RECORD

[NSHL.com] SAYS

1. Traders

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Not going to be trading places with anybody this year.

2. Psychosis

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Psychotic owner trying to repeat as champs.

3. Muffs

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Having his face buried in one has Gord's team losing top spot in the division.

4. Loudmouths

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Not being able to get a word in edge-wise against this team cause problems.

5. Thieves

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These thieves have nimble fingers in front of the net.

6. Crunch

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The sound they make when you play them.

7. Thistles

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What a bunch of pricks!

8. Eagles

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If only they could fly like one...

9. Stompers

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Not likely to Stomp many opponents this season.

10. Infantry

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Will they ever learn to obey orders?

11. Foomanchu

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Would the Chinese be embarrased or offended?

12. Riot

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In the dressing room maybe...

13. Spirit

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Do they have much?

14. Scorpions

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They need more sting.

15. Ice Terrors

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I feel no terror.

16. Blades

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They should get the trainer to sharpen theirs.

17. Icerays

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Rays cannot swim in ice.

18. Clash

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Not likely to clash with success.

19. Blazers

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Going up in blazes.

20. Stranglers

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Maybe they should quit choking.

21. Buzzards

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Birds still circling this lifeless corpse.

22. SunDogs

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Sun only shines ont his dogs ass when it pisses on the hydrant.

23. Useless Twits

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Yes, they are useless.

24. Beagles

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This team strikes as much terror in their opponents as their namesake.